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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 10:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Where can one find good data science course in India?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Did Harry and Meghan really get what they wanted?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons